so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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