don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.