we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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