Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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