hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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