not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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