You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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