Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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