i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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