Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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