Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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