i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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