kristin has been a bad kristin
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
