How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
she pinky promised me she was 18
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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