She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just googled if crying burns calories
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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