Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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