I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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