The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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