this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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