i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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