i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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