we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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