WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Dignity is for republicans.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
how drunk are you?
Several
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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