The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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