No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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