its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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