WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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