I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize