Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
