Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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