Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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