Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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