How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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