DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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