Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity