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• (415): View more from California

  Having a random hookup so left but love u

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter

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  there not mine if that helps

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.

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