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• (330): View more from Ohio

  May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.

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• (408): View more from California

  I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate

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• (914): View more from New York

  Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse

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• (845): View more from New York

  one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  ...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...

  (480): View more from Arizona

  When is the party?

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