I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Randomize
