Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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