good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.