Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile

(270): View more from Kentucky

But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.

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(818): View more from California

I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!

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(908): View more from New Jersey

a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.

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(636): View more from Missouri

the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"

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(604): View more from British Columbia

the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.

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(347): View more from New York

They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me

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(352): View more from Florida

If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.

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