btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?