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  I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  is swine flu sexually transmttd?

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  Ha no, why?

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  sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??

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• (845): View more from New York

  the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later

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• (916): View more from California

  Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash

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• (407): View more from Florida

  All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops

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