Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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