can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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