Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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