Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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