He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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