I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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