She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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