that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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