Don't you send me to vm
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I haven't been this sober since birth.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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