scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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