Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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