After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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