Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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