3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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