The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
