No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
fuck your aforementioned shoe
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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