They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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